Seriously, how could you not follow the link for this Google Ad.

Following the link is even more fun.
For almost twenty years, we have asked three questions of people who have encountered aliens:
» What have you witnessed aliens eating?
» Are they under-nourished, or is that their natural appearance?
» Can you provide us with recipes for alien foods?
Because if I was abducted by aliens, the first thing I’d be thinking is, “What are they eating because they look so under-nourished. Maybe I’ll get the recipe.”