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This news just in. Gartner has reassessed its recommendation to ban iPods from enterprises, and is now suggesting that companies ban employees all together.

The new report says, “Employees are the greatest security threat to an organisation. We suggest planning and procedures to ensure none have access to the company, thus ensuring no malicious code, loss of proprietary information or intellectual property, and consequent lawsuits and loss of reputation”.

Gartner is soon to form a division known as Skynet, that will protect an organisation from employees, for a small yearly subscription fee.

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